My friend outdid herself on the cake! It was amazing.... and very tasty too. And someone even brought ice cream! Sheer decadence at $20 for two litres!!
The highlight of the night was a surprise for everyone; a recital from Mr. He of a poem he wrote for the occasion! I'm not gonna lie: I was a teary mess! But not the only one. What a great memento of a great night!
The Perfect Girl I Wed
A List of my Wife's Faults, Except She Doesn't Really Give Me Much to Work with Here...
Why is Krista naughty?
Cuz she never learns at all.
She walks two feet and trips on air
and manages to fall.
She truly thinks it never rains;
the sun, it always shines,
And fixes any problem saying,
"It'll all be fine!"
And speaking of her temper, well,
I hardly think it's fair
To make me all forgetful with her
Smiles that make me stare.
And worst of all... her lies.
You think that "Thirty Years" is true?
I know damn well she hasn't grown
a day past twenty-two.
So even though this birthday's hers,
the best gift goes to Ted;
Another year to bitch about...
the Perfect Girl I wed.